How we Mark Assignments!
As a lecturer at the PU, we expect you to take the path of least resistence every time.
Why read when you can paste? In today’s hyper-accelerated, under-inspired world of higher education, who has time to *actually read* student work? Introducing the latest in educational efficiency: AutoGrade™ – the GPT-powered shortcut for the modern academic who’s just about had it.
How It Works:
- Receive 57 student essays at 4:59pm.
- Open ChatGPT, type:
"Grade this and justify the score." - Paste essay. Hit Enter. Sip coffee. Nod thoughtfully at screen.
- Copy, paste, submit, repeat. (Optional: glance at the title.)
“I used to spend hours marking… Now I can finish before my kettle boils.”
– Senior Lecturer in Strategic Apathy
– Senior Lecturer in Strategic Apathy
Features Include:
- Rubric Roulette™: Watch ChatGPT hallucinate marking criteria you've never taught!
- BiasBot™: Automatically favour students who use words like ‘hegemonic’ and ‘ontology’ in the first paragraph.
- The AIplause Plugin™: Appends “This is a well-structured argument” to all feedback. Regardless of truth.
Coming Soon:
AutoDefend™ – GPT writes your response to academic integrity complaints, so you don’t have to pretend to care.
For more information, contact the University at Grading@Perfunctory.University